Superhuman Samurai Syber-Squad
"Let's Samurize, Guys!"
(1994)


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Director: Adam Weissman
Writer: Jymn Magon & Mark Zaslove
Genre: Teen Sentai!

Cast:


Plot Synopsis:
Ordinary teen Sam Collins finds himself pulled into his computer and turned into a megavirus-fighting monster, along with the rest of his band (Team Samurai). Unbeknownst to them, their classmate - snarky teen misanthrope Malcolm Frink - has teamed up with Kilokahn, the evil overlord of the digital world, to create megavirus monsters. Both sides stay busy battling each other, episode after episode.

Favorite Moments:

    Drinking Game:
    Take a drink whenever...

    Sam Collins

    • Mentions the dorky Servo-wrist thing that he's forced to wear
    • Sister, Elizabeth, drops something on his head
    • Springs for whatever the team needs (food, drum head)
    • Team Samurai, almost, but doesn't quite, play
    • (entire drink) Manhandles Malcolm (X-Mas episode)

    Malcolm Frink

    • Buys a drink from Mrs. Starkey
    • Has someone put their arm around him
    • Makes a thinly veiled sexual threat ("Testosterone in a bunch, Tanker?")
    • Puts anything in his mouth (pencils, fingers, sausages)
    • Skips school to work on a megavirus monster
    • (entire drink) Makes out with Jennifer on the cafeteria table

    Amp/Lucky

    • "I had a ___________ once..."
    • Wears a costume
    • Mentions being naked and/or strip-searched
    • Mentions surfing

    Tanker

    • Glowers and/or tries to hit Malcolm
    • Lifts some impossibly heavy item containing someone (trashcan with Sam inside, guitar case with Lucky inside)
    • Mentions and/or does vomit
    • Wears tights

    Sydney

    • "...and it's a nasty one!"
    • Calls Tanker 'Big Guy'
    • Looks through/empties her purse
    • Wears a tight, black, sleazy outfit

    Mrs. Starkey

    • Is called by her first name (Cha-Cha Rimba?!?)
    • Mention is made about her special dishes (Belly Buster Supreme, Salmon Nachos, etc.)
    • Mentions her motorcycle
    • Mentions or wields her ladle menacingly
    • Refers to her past husbands

    Jennifer

    • "Sam Collins, ...!"
    • Breaks a date with Sam
    • (full drink) Makes out with Malcolm Frink on the cafeteria table

    Yolie

    • Mentions one of her many clubs
    • Mentions her father, the principal

    Anyone

    • Writes on the cafeteria blackboard.
    • Makes a Beatles reference (episode titles included), or quotes directly from "A Hard Day's Night"
    • Carries Civilization with them
    • Is stuffed in and/or hides in locker/garbage can/guitar case/impossibly small place
    • Hides under a table
    • Finds out (or almost) about SSSS
    • Is seen in drag, bondage gear or nightclothes
    • Skips school and never gets caught...
    • Wears plaid (including the extras)

    Kilokahn

    • Complains about Malcolm's petty use of his (Kilokahn's) powers
    • Laughs menacingly
    • Takes over Malcolm's body

    Megavirus Monster

    • Shows a camera shot of the spiky eyeball that glows (Japanese footage)
    • Is destroyed by crossing its circuits
    • Gets the flashlight thingy ripped off its head by Servo

    General:

    • Any time you see the black directors chair included in the scene in Sam's room
    • Producer Andy Heyward's kids are on an episode (X-Mas)
    • You wonder just how the powers that be accumulated all the junk for Sam's room
    • You wonder if anyone has any idea what a computer virus is
    • You wonder if the show is populated by a wacky bunch of bisexuals...

 

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