Covenant
"Only the power of hell can help them."
(2006)
Director: Renny Harlin
Writer: J.S. Cardone
Genre: Teen Warlocks
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Plot Synopsis:
The four sons of Ipswitch love playing with their magical pubescent powers. Unfortunately, these powers will corrupt and horribly age them once they turn 18. Maturity sucks. Know what else sucks? An evil teen warlock who wants to steal all their powers and kill their girlfriends, among other things.
Favorite Moments:
- Excellent Lost Boys-inspired opening scene. I had high hopes for this film.
- Powers of teen witchcraft: jump from great heights! reassemble cars! generate spiders! make drunk kids puke!
- Steven Strait, the Taylor Lautner prototype. Come back Sky High's Warren Peace - all is forgiven.
- Gossip Girls pre-union between Sebastian Stan (Chase) and Chace Crawford (Tyler)
- Creepy-awesome dorm hall and school. Love the gothic architecture.
- Not-at-all contrived shirtless locker room scenes with our five male leads...
- Elaborate plot over-explanation: "Hurt her? I used her to get to you. It's you I'm going to hurt. And you're just my way to get to Caleb."
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