Cougars, Inc
"It's 10 p.m. Do you know where your mother is?"
(2011)
Director: K. Asher Levin
Writer: K. Asher Levin
Genre: Preppie Prostitution
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Plot Synopsis:
Poor prep school student Sam comes up with a fantastic way of earning his $20,000 per semester tuition: pimp his teen friends out to unhappily married women. Oddly enough, the hard part isn't finding women willing to pay $500 for deeply illegal sex with underaged male virgins.
Favorite Moments:
- Jim Belushi, as the slightly unsavory dean of the prep school: "What is it you need to know about women? You tell the pretty ones they're smart and the smart ones they're pretty..."
- Kyle Gallner (Jennifer's Body), who's always enjoyable to watch, but is getting a little too old to be playing a prep school student.
- The prep school posse, who've obviously never seen Risky Business or Class: "We'll be bringing joy to unhappily married women everywhere!"
- The ever practical Denise Richards, trying to justify the deflowering of prep school boys for cash: "They're young boys, you get the pick of the litter, and they're a hell of a lot cheaper than a pair of Loubutins."
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